Sitting here watching American Idol with my beautiful wife Jenessa. She loves the show… I watch it for the first few weeks to see the car crashes (terrible auditions), and then become ambivalent.
Tonight though something awesome happened, and I’m not sure anyone noticed.
It happened just before one of the auditions, while the hosts were asking the performer some questions about their lives. This time usually goes by rather innocently, but not this time….
Mid contestant answer, Paula Abudl lets out a giant sneeze and Simon without missing a beat calls her a “Disgusting Little Pig”.
Basically he went Alec Baldwin on her on national TV and it was hilarious… I laughed… I hope you did too!